Sandwiches (Or The Story That Fat Journalism Bitch Won’t Accept As My Opinions Article)

Food is delicious. Everyone loves food, and without it, humans couldn’t survive. But which food is the best? First, define best: easy to make, convenient to pack, scrumptious for all ages, sounds about right. Actually, sounds a lot like sandwiches.

Before anyone gets confused, there is a fine line between meals and snacks. There are three meals in a day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. When one doesn’t eat enough at a meal, or their meals are far apart, they eat snacks to calm their stomachs.

Snacks are usually pre-packaged food. Fruit Roll Ups, chips, fruits, cookies, even Cup of Noodle are all excellent examples of snacks. Sandwiches take a bit more time to craft, and fill the consumer’s stomach more, thus they are meal foods.

Sandwiches come in a variety of different shapes and sizes. They can be cut into the shape of a star for children to enjoy or into a football for men to grunt at. Also, many combinations of sandwiches can be made. Just about the only way to not like sandwiches is to be allergic to delicious.

Many may be thinking ‘Eating meat is bad, sandwiches are bad’. Slow down on the assumptions Speed Racer; sandwiches are not always made of meat. Actually, one of the most popular sandwiches has no meat whatsoever, the PB&J. There are also sandwiches with tofu, or fake meat.

Not only are sandwiches perfect for any occasion, from birthday parties to dance parties, they go great as any meal. Put eggs and bacon between two pieces of toast, breakfast sandwich. Slap a piece of roast beef between some sour dough, dinner sandwich, and who hasn’t had a sandwich for lunch?

Although sandwiches take more time to make than snack foods, they’re still made in less time and effort than a lot of other meals. Chicken takes many hours in the oven, burritos require time consuming folding, and pizza also needs time in the oven. All that wasted time, time that could be better spent saving babies from fires.

“I bring a sandwich to school everyday and I never get tired of them. It’s a perfect on the go meal,” said Grace Roderick, a freshman at Ukiahi, “Sandwiches are my second favorite food, behind macaroni and cheese.”

Macaroni and cheese may be tasty, but when one is on the go it is difficult to pack. Many foods require expensive containers, such as Tupperware, to make them portable. Shove a sandwich in a plastic bag, good to go.

When asked if he could think of another food that’s as easy to make, delicious, and packed with ease, Matt Turnbow, a freshman at Ukiahi, said, “There are none, the sandwich is the god of foods.”

The ultimate meal food is easy to pack, yummy for everyone, and made without difficulty. As stated, the sandwich qualifies in each of these categories. The ultimate meal food is sandwiches.

Sand plus witch equals sandwich
Sand plus witch equals sandwich
Sandwiches I like to eat
Sandwiches can’t be beat
They are pretty sweet
With lots of cheese and meat
Chigeddy check yo’self

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